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This Be Me Pirate Hat – The Perfect Pirate Hat (That’s Not a Pirate Hat)

Price

$30.00

Arrr, so ye fancy yourself a pirate, but don’t feel like wearin’ a giant, feathery tricorn all day? No worries, matey—this hat’s got ye covered… literally. The "This Be Me Pirate Hat" Distressed Cap is the perfect blend of high-seas spirit and everyday comfort, letting the world know you’re a rogue at heart without forcing you to battle the wind with an oversized hat.

Made from 100% cotton twill, this cap has a timeworn, seen-a-few-adventures kind of look, just like a proper pirate’s gear—except, ya know, it’s actually a baseball cap. With distressed details for added character and a comfy, unstructured fit, it’s ideal for plundering the snack aisle, sailing through weekend errands, or lounging at the local tavern. The adjustable self-fabric strap with a metal D-ring slider ensures a fit as snug as a ship in a bottle.

Features:

🏴‍☠️ Material: 100% cotton twill for that perfectly broken-in feel
🏴‍☠️ Fit: Unstructured, six-panel design with breathable eyelets for all-day comfort
🏴‍☠️ Style: Distressed details for a rugged, pirate-approved look
🏴‍☠️ Closure: Adjustable self-fabric strap with metal D-ring slider—because even pirates need options
🏴‍☠️ Statement: Declares “This Be Me Pirate Hat”, because why wear an actual pirate hat when you can wear a hat that says it’s a pirate hat?

Care Instructions:

⚓ Spot clean with warm water and dish soap—no need to dunk it overboard
⚓ Use a soft-bristled brush for stubborn stains—barnacles optional

So go on, embrace the irony and set sail with the "This Be Me Pirate Hat" Distressed Cap—because real pirates don’t need a fancy hat… they just need a hat that says it’s fancy.

SIZE CHART

  One size
Crown height, in 6.50
Crown width, in 7.00
Width of front panel, in 7.37
Bill length, in 2.87

 

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